IN=(INterviewer)

CE=(CElebrity)

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*Guest walks in*

IN: Hello, welcome to "Watching Paint Dry"

IN: Today our guest is (Celebrity name).

CE: It's a pleasure to be here.

*CE reaches out to shake hands*

*Crowd cheers*

*IN looks up quickly only with his eyes and doesn't shake hands*

IN: First question.

*CE Sits down*

*Crowd cheers*

IN: What's it like being friends with Mr.Clint?

*Silence*

CE:Wait, I'm sorry, who?

*Crowd cheers*

IN: Mr.Clint, Mr.Clint Eastwood, What's it like being friends with him.

CE: I- I wouldn't know cause I'm not friends with Clint Eastwood.

IN: Yea, but uuhhh... what do you think it would be like to be Mr.Clint Eastwoods friend?

*Crowd cheers*

CE: I guess it'd be pretty cool, he'd tell stories about the old days shooting westerns and-

IN: Spaghetti, Spaghetti Westerns.

CE: What?

IN: It's Spaghetti Westerns not westerns.

IN: Get it right.

*Silence*

CE: Uh-

IN: Second question, What is your favorite Clint Eastwood movie?

*Crowd cheers*

CE: I guess, "The Good the Bad and the Ugly?"

IN: Is that a question or an answer.

*Crowd cheers*

CE: An answer.

IN: Third question.

[At this point the cheers aren't ending]

CE: Look, I don't really watch-

IN: If you could spend an entire day with Mr.Clint Eastwood, what would you do?

CE: Look, I don't actually like Clint Eatwoods-

IN: Get out.

*CE looks confused*

IN: Get out, go.

IN: Go, shoo, get.

IN: I said go.

*IN kicks at CE*

*CE backs out looking worried*

*CE leaves*

*Clint Eastwood comes out from behind the chair*

IN: Nah, nah it's ruined.

CE: I'm sorry I forgot my-

CE: Who's that?

IN: GET OUT!!!

[End credits play]